No I'm not an actor. Aside from working for numerous organisations, I work primarily for my bank, my ex-wife
and the taxman (who denies all knowledge of my ex-wife). Complex calculations have determined a full weeks
work is worth seven pounds fifty, I give 38 million pounds a week to the ex-wife and 24 million to the
tax man. Then I give two pounds thirty to the boss and whats left is mine for a pint.
Luckily, somewhere in all that I manage to pay the
. Which is nice.