In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have intimate physical relations with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having such relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex
organs of the deceased must be covered at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry. (Now let's just think for a minute Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even
comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare
hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must
be in the room to witness the act.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on