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No I'm not an actor. Aside from working for numerous organisations, I work primarily for my bank, my ex-wife and the taxman (who denies all knowledge of my ex-wife). Complex calculations have determined a full weeks work is worth seven pounds fifty, I give 38 million pounds a week to the ex-wife and 24 million to the tax man. Then I give two pounds thirty to the boss and whats left is mine for a pint.

Luckily, somewhere in all that I manage to pay the Accountant . Which is nice.

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